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The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Make Someone happy with a Julia
(O.O)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Refreshes the Julia other beers cannot reach
(HAHAHA)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
It's a new Julia every day
(I have multiple personality disorder?? O.o)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Don't forget the Julia, Mum.
(*snerk*)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Schhh... You know Julia.
(HAHAHA)

6. To someone you dislike?
Try Julia, you'll like it.


7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
You can on a Julia! Can do!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Leggo my Julia

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Because Julia is complicated enough.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
A Julia works wonders.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Savour the flavour of the Julia.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
My goodness, my Julia!

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The cream of Julia.
(W.T.F.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Julia Really Satisfies.
(AGAIN. W. T. F.)

15. Your last words before you die...
Tough on dirt, gentle on Julia.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Snap into a Julia
(WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!)

17. Title of this post will be..
Turn Loose the Julia
(HAHAHAHAHAHA)